Reblogged from alvareoBye.
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Mr. Annoying Piece of Shit is out.
lolwut?
walmart has everythingLMFAO
Reblog for shitty, distracting Firefox theme.
You hate everything, don’t you?
seriously, stfu.
do you realize how childish you sound?
Reblogged from mushroomfruit
I normally would be watching this if my mom was home to watch it with me. I dont really like watching TV alone.
is mushroom fruit fighting ninja?? and A&E! I’m interning there!!! so exciting. not.
Things to do in an elevator.
1) Bring a camera, and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
2) Move your desk into the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
3) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
4) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
5) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
6) Ask, “did you feel that?”
7) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
8) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic. They’ll open up again.”
9) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
10) Tell people that you can see their aura.
11) Call out, “GROUP HUG!” and enforce it.
12) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up. All of you. Just Shut up!!!”
13) Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside, as “Got enough air in there?”
14) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM,” and back away slowly.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand, and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
18) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
19) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
20) Stare grinning at another passenger for awhile, then announce “I have new socks on.”
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk, and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space!!”
22) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
23) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
24) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
25) Hold the doors open, and say that you’re waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”
26) Drop a pen, and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream “That’s mine!”
I am so sick of worrying about things that might not happen.
finished reading happy potter and the deathly hallows. i am still in shock.
a rocket to the moon <3
lol your stupid. this is deff all time low
UH NO. That’s Forever The Sickest Kids. DUH.
N’Sync!!!
omg millionaires
no wai, it’s totally fall out boy kayh
3DD, guise, wat is rong wif u?
oh it’s animal collective
This are The Flaming Lips, meysell, how can you mistake them!
haha funny! and this band will always freak me out!
a mixture of my favourite own photos and others random favourite photos.
my newly decorated wall! please pardon messy table.
Reblogged from getyourown
=D Aaaahhhhhhhh *jumps*
ooooh you are stopping at Singapore! I live in Singaporeeeee!!
i want to watch those sad movies and cry like crazy but i don’t know what movies!
tell me?
and how do you make a slightly sore throat more sore? :/
my life is full of regrets.
(via -siriusblack)<3<3<3<3<3
ahahah.
Earlier today, my english teacher sent me an email saying, “Your going to fail my class if you don’t clean up your act.” Instead of agreeing, I sent her the WikiHow article on the proper usage of you’re and your. When she gave me a week of detention, my parents got me a cake for being smarter than the teacher. MLIA
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